exhibit A and exhibit B--out.of.controli love how my bathroom always smells like pee. i love when Holden pees on the toilet seat and doesn't bother to clean it up. i love when Holden and Mackenna take a bath together and splash all of the water on to the floor, then use MY towel and all the rest of the towels from the cupboard to kinda clean it up (leaving me with no towel for my shower). i love that after cutting Holden's hair in my bathroom, Steven barely even bothered to sweep up the hair left on the floor. i love how Holden smears his boogers on all of the faucets in the house (making me gag while i'm brushing my teeth). i love how mackenna unravels the whole roll of toilet paper. i love how Carrie never dumps out Mackenna's potty, even when she was in the bathroom at the time of Mackenna going potty (causing my bathroom to always smell like pee).
but really, i do NOT love these things.
it drives me crazy.
the end.
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